Frequent Sex = Good Grades

Did you read this?

http://www.dailychilli.com/news/4074-teachers-tip-have-sex-every-night

So this teacher goes on to win an award for excellence. He goes up stage,and effectively tells the whole nation "You want good grades? You want a healthy lifestyle? Get some!" Hahahaha......

Here's the little bastard's face:

"So remember kids, stay in school. Don't do drugs. Get laid regularly..."

So the secret to excellence is seems.. it to read a little every night (he didn't specify if it should be Playboy or Penthhouse) and get jiggy with your wife like there's no tomorrow, failing which, you will have dash all hopes of winning an award like said fellow. The guy's a freaking rabbit I tell you....

Damn. Here I was thinking we actually have to do stuff like exercise, and eat healthily... when in fact, this guy has just pretty much confirm what all men suspected all along : Getting laid is the key to success...

I just have one question: Does masturbating count?