Horny Goat Weed

I've be ultra horny lately.

I've even been surfing porn in office. 

I need to get laid. 

If you're a woman, and you're horny too.. GET IN TOUCH WITH ME!

Ooh, somebody stop me! 

P/S: The man who named Horny Goat Weed as such sure had a good sense of humour. I think we can all guess what was on his mind at the time.