Better Fitting Condoms

Better Fitting Condoms


Better fitting condoms eh? I suppose they could start selling them in different sizes for a better fit. Sounds like a good idea on the surface... but it has some pretty potentially embarrassing moments. Can you imagine?

You're a guy. You walk into the store, you do all the usual stuff you do when buying a condom, EXCEPT.. now you have to choose a size. Now, if you're.. ahem... well endowed... OK la.. but what if you unfortunately belong in the lower end of the 'penis size' band? HMMMMM?

Cashier : What size you need?

Small Penis Dude (SPD) : Erm... xs

Casier : What did you say?

SPD : I said.. xs

Cashier : Oh.. I see. So that's one packet of XS SIZED CONDOMS. Anything else for you sir? (secretly laughing his ass off)

SPD : (Covering his face running out the store in tears)

Lesson : Please stick to the one size fits all condom DUREX. It not meant to fit our penises but our egos.