A Fucker

Someone called me an ass kisser and a fucker today.

But I can’t say I didn’t get my own.

I called him a petty, calculative, immature, malicious, scheming, selfish, arrogant, high nosed, ignorant, idiotic, self-pitying, stupid, autistic, mother fucking retard.

Life’s not so bad when you’re more eloquent than your enemies. Muahahaha..


But to his credit, he did get right at least one thing right.

I AM a fucker.

A better one than him too... 

Just ask his wife.

Just kidding...

I'd never fuck a cow like that.